guns

I'm going to figure out this corel paint program someday
in the mean time, here's some 1st-grader-level-drawing-esque ...



real life situation reported to me by my cousin
this is how my brain interpreted it

What I learned in summer school is..

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*insert spongebob boating school episode reference here*

hahhah

these diagrams i made in middle school pretty much sum up my entire career there

for this one, my friend and i were in charge of taking pictures and telling everyone what they got voted for the yearbook
and this boy who was clearly overly God loving, cried when we told him the news
later, after much dilemma, he got switched with an asian boy and got "next president" because the other kid wasn't born in the U.S.
.....




my three fav songs/artists to make fun of:
-yo dawg mohawk man from that click click boom song music video
-komoco serj tankian man from system of a down live performance of "sugar" http://www.videocure.com/video/198903.html
-and slipknot
.....



this cartoonist man came in to our class and was so obviously wayyy too nervous and drawing horribly and his stories didn't even make sense so he pretended the markers made him feel sick
our teacher proceeded to use us as slaves and be good hosts to him and make it feel better
(thats exactly how he drew the pictures)

when emptiness needs to be filled:

leprechaun and magic to the rescue !
:B

possible

bluey

(my brother josh's eye)
experimentations with macro lens we've had for awhile now, i just never realized the awesomeness it contained
100mm f2.8

uhm.

ugliest picture of bat ive ever seen in my life

when i showed my dad he made fake puking noise,
but prob secretly hated ahahah

dinner with a buffalo

not recommended.

crab car clamp

This is me getting clamped into the crab car today before school, not realizing the door was stronger than I.
fallen paper and books added for dramatic effect, and may differ from reality.